Stay Bald. Stay Bold.
Own Every Look With The Ultimate Grooming Tools.
Smooth Geezer, we design high-performance shavers and trimmers built for men who don’t settle for average. From the smoothest head shaves to all-over body grooming, our tools deliver precision, comfort, and confidence — every single time.
Stay Bald. Stay Bold.
Own Every Look With The Ultimate Grooming Tools.
Smooth Geezer, we design high-performance shavers and trimmers built for men who don’t settle for average. From the smoothest head shaves to all-over body grooming, our tools deliver precision, comfort, and confidence — every single time.
Smooth Geezer, we build tools to get the job done in minutes — no nicking, no mess, just smooth results.
What Is the Smooth Geezer Product?
Smooth Geezer is a premium men’s grooming brand built for confidence, precision, and simplicity.
Our products are designed for men who take pride in their look — whether it’s keeping a clean-shaven head or maintaining a well-groomed body.
Each tool combines modern technology with rugged durability to deliver smooth, effortless results every time.
Our Head Shavers, including The Original Smooth Geezer Head Shaver and The Executive Geezer Head Shaver, are crafted for men who embrace the bald lifestyle.
They glide effortlessly across the scalp, giving a close, even shave without irritation or cuts.
With ergonomic designs and advanced blades, they’re built to save time while keeping your head perfectly smooth.
The Total Geezer Body Trimmer Series — available in The Total Geezer, 2.0, and 3.0 models — offers full-body grooming with precision and control.
From chest to back and everywhere in between, these trimmers handle it all with power and comfort.
Smooth Geezer isn’t just grooming gear — it’s a statement of self-respect and confidence.
When you choose Smooth Geezer, you’re choosing tools that perform, last, and help you look and feel your absolute best.
We’re focused on two key categories:
Head Shavers
because a smooth dome is a confident look.
Body Trimmers
crafted for detail, ease, and full-body maintenance.
Our Top Products
The Original Smooth Geezer Head Shaver
The Executive Geezer Head Shaver
The Total Geezer Body Trimmer
The Total Geezer 2.0 – Body Trimmer
The Total Geezer 3.0 – Body Trimmer
How It Works
Smooth Geezer, we build tools to get the job done in minutes — no nicking, no mess, just smooth results.
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Choose your tool — head shaver or body trimmer based on your grooming needs.
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Use either dry or wet (depending on the model) with ease of movement.
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Clean, maintain, and store with confidence knowing it’s built for durability.
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Look sharp. Feel confident. Repeat.
How It Works
Smooth Geezer, we build tools to get the job done in minutes — no nicking, no mess, just smooth results.
❶
Choose your tool — head shaver or body trimmer based on your grooming needs.
❷
Use either dry or wet (depending on the model) with ease of movement.
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Clean, maintain, and store with confidence knowing it’s built for durability.
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Look sharp. Feel confident. Repeat.
What Our Geezers Say
“I’ve tried every razor and electric shaver on the market, and nothing comes close to The Original Smooth Geezer. It’s quick, smooth, and comfortable. My head has never looked this clean — and my wife actually loves the look!”
“The Total Geezer 3.0 is a beast. I use it for my chest, arms, and even for quick touch-ups. The battery lasts forever and it never tugs. Hands down the best body trimmer I’ve used.”
“I used to spend 20 minutes with a razor and still end up with cuts. Now I’m done in 3 minutes flat with The Executive Geezer. Smooth finish, zero irritation — total game changer.”
“I’m not the kind of guy who spends time on grooming, but Smooth Geezer made it ridiculously easy. Plug it in, run it over, done. It’s become part of my morning routine.”
“Honestly bought it on a whim, but wow — this thing delivers. The Total Geezer 2.0 handles everything smoothly, no pulling, no awkward angles. Feels premium from the first use.”
“There’s something about that freshly shaved head look that makes you feel unstoppable. Smooth Geezer made that possible for me every day. The best investment I’ve made for myself in years.”
Bundle & Save
Why stop at one? Combine a head shaver + body trimmer bundle for full-coverage grooming and save. Access discounted bundles via the “Discounted Bundles” section
The Geezer Guarantee
We believe in our gear. That’s why you get:
30-day trial to make sure it’s right for you.
Free shipping on qualifying orders.
Built-to-last craftsmanship, no fluff.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I use the head shaver on my face/neck?
The head shavers are built for the scalp but many men also use them for neck-lines or trim. Always follow instructions for safe use.
How often should I maintain my trimmer blades?
Rinse after use, oil monthly (if recommended), and replace blades/attachments if performance drops.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — worldwide shipping is available; consult the shipping policy for your region.
What if I don’t like it?
No problem — you’re backed by our Geezer Guarantee. Just contact support within 30 days.
the Smooth Geezer
Smooth Geezer is a premium men’s grooming brand created for those who value confidence, precision, and simplicity. We design powerful, easy-to-use head shavers and body trimmers that deliver smooth, clean results every time.
Whether you’re maintaining a polished bald look or keeping your body well-groomed, our products combine advanced technology with durable design to make grooming effortless.
At Smooth Geezer, we believe looking sharp isn’t just about appearance — it’s about feeling confident and in control. Our mission is simple: to help men look good, feel great, and stay bold every single day.
the Smooth Geezer
Smooth Geezer is a premium men’s grooming brand created for those who value confidence, precision, and simplicity. We design powerful, easy-to-use head shavers and body trimmers that deliver smooth, clean results every time.
Whether you’re maintaining a polished bald look or keeping your body well-groomed, our products combine advanced technology with durable design to make grooming effortless.
At Smooth Geezer, we believe looking sharp isn’t just about appearance — it’s about feeling confident and in control. Our mission is simple: to help men look good, feel great, and stay bold every single day.
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Complete the form and upload photos for a free personalized quote
** Please Note: Consultations are No Obligation & 100% Risk Free. We will discuss the needs of each individual client, measure the treatment area, present a treatment plan & cost.
The Smooth Geezer
71-75 Shelton Street, Covent Garden
London, London WC2H 9JQ
By Appointment Only
© 2025 The Smooth Geezer. All rights reserved.
The Smooth Geezer
71-75 Shelton Street, Covent Garden
London, London WC2H 9JQ
By Appointment Only
** Please Note: Consultations are No Obligation & 100% Risk Free. We will discuss the needs of each individual client, measure the treatment area, present a treatment plan & cost.
© 2025 The Smooth Geezer. All rights reserved.